dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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