i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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