i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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