there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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