3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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