I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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