okay pat passed out under dana's car
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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