Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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