So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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