HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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