sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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