I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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