Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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