it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.