: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets