no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy