Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life