I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she smelled like a LAN party
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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