no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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