no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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