I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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