he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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