i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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