Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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