The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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