In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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