i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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