I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
