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• (917): View more from New York City

  i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany

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• (619): View more from California

  wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh

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  maybe you did when you were drunk

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  no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping

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• (415): View more from California

  Fuck yeah GAYNESS

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  *explodes into glitter*

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me

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  Bring breadsticks

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• (626): View more from California

  I made him laugh his dick is mine

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was

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  What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration

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