yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.