Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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