So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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