wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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