i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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