so explain again why im purple
no
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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