all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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