how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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