He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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