i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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