Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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