Me. At least after what I've been through.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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