Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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