does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
so explain again why im purple
no
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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