Barsexuality is the new black.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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