I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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