This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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