Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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