no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
