If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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