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• (737): View more from Texas

  You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?

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  That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there

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  It's my parent's restaurant

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here

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• (949): View more from California

  Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going

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• (432): View more from Texas

  At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba

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