Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?

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(229): View more from Georgia

my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore

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(260): View more from Indiana

i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?

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(914): View more from New York

Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone

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(914): View more from New York

Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust

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(949): View more from California

I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.

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