So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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