Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees

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(305): View more from Florida

Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news

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(604): View more from British Columbia

You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday

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(+49): View more from Germany

Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays

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(931): View more from Tennessee

On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!

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(312): View more from Illinois

He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.

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(940): View more from Texas

Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.

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(913): View more from Kansas

That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed

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