Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B