I heard we made out
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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