So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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