I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
accomplished twins. life is a go
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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