I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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