Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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