After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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