Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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