Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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