the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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