They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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