if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Randomize
