It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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