Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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