Your tits are I can't wait for
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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