where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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